Sometimes your eyes do a thing only instead of seeing the future like Raven, you see the past and it’s you dancing on a speaker and these are the words and I am BEWILDERED.
Bought a floppy drive so as to explore my collection of unlabelled disks. The first one I explore is pics of Beanie Babies in both gif and bitmap format because I guess 1998 me had her priorities in check like I’d say it’s on point for a ten-year-old with undiagnosed OCD.
So like I watched this shit as a kid and they did a skit about how stepping on the crack will break your mother’s back, and while I was familiar with the phrase, seeing it played out made me genuinely fearful of stepping on cracks.